But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.
Emory girls are retarded.
Oh, ok, cute, so you girls are sluts for Halloween? Hold up your drinks, ladies!


Tweens are retarded.
These photos are an attempt by a 14 year old girl to “Save Breast Cancer”, which confuses me. What part of the cancer must we save?
I love the thrown in “Hey Boo”. She’s so with it.
DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. IT WILL STEAL YOUR INTELLECT.
DAG these gay facebook friends of mine keeping me informed of Lady Gaga’s latest doings.
“I want your Psycho, your Vertigo stick
want you in my Rear Window, baby you’re sick!”
Um, I get the Hitchcock movie titles, but what the fuck does this mean?
RETARD!
thebrassknuckles adds:
RA RA GA GA - She’s a cheering dinosaur! We’ve been misinterpreting her all along!
Triangles? Lady Gaga, again, proves her inferior IQ.
The Minute Waltz adds:
“See what had happened was that I was like I’m a square! But then upon further inquisition I realized I’m made of triangles, so I must be like one big triangle!


Perez Hilton is retarded.
Mickey Mouse jammies are left for 3 year olds and adults with IQs less than 70.
Lady Gaga is retarded.
And, to clarify, I don’t mean this figuratively, e.g. “Lady Gaga does not suit my tastes so I will say she is below me”. I literally mean “Lady Gaga is characterized by sub average cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18.”
