Celebritards

Nov 19

quote But just because I enjoy women doesn’t mean I’m allowed to have affairs in my relationship. I learned through talking with my therapist that it is still cheating even if it’s with girls, so there is a rule there.

— Fergie
Oct 25
Emory girls are retarded.
Oh, ok, cute, so you girls are sluts for Halloween? Hold up your drinks, ladies!

Emory girls are retarded.

Oh, ok, cute, so you girls are sluts for Halloween? Hold up your drinks, ladies!

Oct 22

Tweens are retarded.

These photos are an attempt by a 14 year old girl to “Save Breast Cancer”, which confuses me.  What part of the cancer must we save?

I love the thrown in “Hey Boo”.  She’s so with it.

Oct 19

DO NOT WATCH THIS VIDEO. IT WILL STEAL YOUR INTELLECT.

DAG these gay facebook friends of mine keeping me informed of Lady Gaga’s latest doings.

“I want your Psycho, your Vertigo stick
want you in my Rear Window, baby you’re sick!”

Um, I get the Hitchcock movie titles, but what the fuck does this mean?

RETARD!

thebrassknuckles adds:

RA RA GA GA - She’s a cheering dinosaur!  We’ve been misinterpreting her all along!

Oct 03

Triangles? Lady Gaga, again, proves her inferior IQ.

“I’ve been obsessing over triangles on tour, and we’ve made lots of clothing and stage sets out of triangles,” Gaga says. “I was also reminded of these studded leather jackets that my friends and I wore in New York, so it’s really a complete representation of who I am.”

The Minute Waltz adds:

“See what had happened was that I was like I’m a square! But then upon further inquisition I realized I’m made of triangles, so I must be like one big triangle!

Sep 17

Perez Hilton is retarded.

Mickey Mouse jammies are left for 3 year olds and adults with IQs less than 70.

Sep 15
Lady Gaga is retarded. 

And, to clarify, I don’t mean this figuratively, e.g. “Lady Gaga does not suit my tastes so I will say she is below me”. I literally mean “Lady Gaga is characterized by sub average cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18.”

Lady Gaga is retarded.

And, to clarify, I don’t mean this figuratively, e.g. “Lady Gaga does not suit my tastes so I will say she is below me”. I literally mean “Lady Gaga is characterized by sub average cognitive functioning and deficits in two or more adaptive behaviors with onset before the age of 18.”

Sep 14
Twitter post by Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus is retarded.
Jesus is dead.

Twitter post by Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is retarded.

Jesus is dead.